I am just about to email my text for the exhibition catalogue and bemoaning the fact that the muse is still on holiday (somewhere sunny I suspect, where she is sipping a mojito whilst dipping a toe into an archingly beautiful infinity pool). Don’t let anyone fool you into believing that 1,000 words is easier to write than 10,000. Most frustrating of all is the editing process, where you have to abandon all the totally unique and amazing insights that no-one else has thought of, or the obscure quotes from academic papers that you spent all night researching. Although I couldn’t get this in my text I had a flash of inspiration walking to work this morning and decided to share it with you via this blog. In ‘The Secret History of Domesticity’, Michael McKeon describes Madeleine de Scudery’s Carte de Tendre (published in Clelia. An Excellent new Romance (1654-60) as ‘ a cartographic concretization of abstract affective states … whose primary function is to guide readers toward a state of tender friendship or platonic love that negotiates a spectrum of dangers, including that of marriage.’ Be careful out there!